i wish someone would just ban all mirrors on second thought tho that wouldn’t be the best idea
(via snowglobesfromvenice)
- H.G. Wells: I do miss the old horse and buggy days, progress in many ways is overrated.
Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Terms & Conditions
(Source: shotgunanderson)
i just remembered i hate everyone
(Source: billydarley, via onthehellmouthinillusia)
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
I do this with my own characters
TV SHOWS ARE THE WORST i have to actually pause the video and register what just happened
(via strangesmallbard)
“Absorb thyself in this great sea of the waters of life. Dive deep in it, until thou has lost thyself. And having lost thyself, then thou shalt find thyself again. Even as it is written. she had her dwelling in the great sea and was a fish there in”
-Callisto (The Bitter Suite)
she still looks attractive while making an unattractive face #true beauty
(Source: asherston)
ya really and in history classes kids will be like WERE PEOPLE REALLY LIKE THAT BACK THEN and the teacher will just like shake his/her head and be like ya people were really crazy huh and itll b great
(Source: theamericankid, via latenightrambler)



