Let’s get this published in 17 mag yolo jk don’t listen to any of these

guys how do people even maintain quality same-sex relationships ok from what i gather

1. PDA like it’s nobody’s business (which it isn’t, but screw em) also because you can use the excuse that you’re just promoting LGBT rights and making a political statement when you’re really just horny

2. don’t just limit sexual activity to nighttime 

3. you don’t need kinks to spice anything up, just do a rocky horror thing or imagine each other in really sexy onesies 

4. make sure you both watch pokemon so you can use quality lines such as “I choose you, pussychu” or star wars “I am your father” jk not that last one 

5. Take care of them when they’re sick, and if they never get sick then poison them

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:34 AM 3 notes
Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:28 AM 221,713 notes

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

^ I can understand heterosexuality but.. oh wait i can’t nvm irrelevant 

(via theperksofbeingagayelf)

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:23 AM 320,113 notes

BRITISH BANDS responsible for half the STDs in the country

If anything can get me the fuck out of bed it’s definitely Charlie fucking Fink #sexme #blueskies 

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:21 AM 1 note

Anonymous said: What's the most romantic thing about doccubus?

zedface:

Look at Lauren touching Bo for the FIRST time

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Look at Bo’s first reaction to wake Lauren up and how tender as fuck their kisses are.

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Look at Lauren defending her girlfriend even all tied up by someone that could kill her in a second

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They haven’t seen each other in months? Fuck talking, they miss each other too much 

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LOOK. AT THEM.

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ALSO, I don’t think either of them would want to live without eachother

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They cling to each other. They need each other. They are in love. 

If that’s not romantic as fuck, I don’t know what is. 

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:19 AM 94 notes
sexaulity:

kiss me hard before you go

sexaulity:

kiss me hard before you go

(Source: sexaulity, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:18 AM 63,962 notes
i think i support this?

i think i support this?

(Source: hentai1080p, via gigglingbean)

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:17 AM 83,940 notes

It’s so unfair to everyone around me that I still haven’t figured out how to give anything to the world that aren’t complicated thoughts and personalities. I’m basically a Leonard Cohen song, deep and yet utterly pointless in any given situation/there’s some good in there but it comes in a package of disappointment. Idk i really relate to Van Gogh’s dead ear atm #thingsangstyassholessay

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:14 AM 1 note

Beginnings announce themselves more morbidly than sickness

And my selves whisper to one another that they wish to live again, even the fire is fresh

But without a tale to frame my steps into a hopefully colorful oblivion 

I remain delivered to the universe again in a basket of chains

And despite the weight of experience, she has yet to recall her past 

No longer the elderly seamstress in the attic weaving the sands of time

I have become the attic, and there is no magic left in the dust 

Posted on July 24, 2014 at 6:09 AM 3 notes
mattchew03:

For God so loved the world…

mattchew03:

For God so loved the world…

(via gladysgoldfein)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 4:00 AM 16,838 notes

calmskiesfierynights:

Wicked Swan AU

"Hey, what are you doing here?" The blonde scolded, eyes searching the shop in a sudden spread of nerves.

The witch shrugged with a beautifully genuine smile. “I came to visit you of course.”

"This is Gold’s shop Zelena," Emma muttered, as calmly as possible,  "I can’t protect you from him here.”

Red curls fell when her head cocked to its side. “You don’t need to be a Saviour for me love.” 

I ship it lord help me

(via magicmumu)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:55 AM 62 notes
skinsrebellion:

♡skins blog♡
Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:51 AM 15,233 notes
surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!
Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

(via curvesandslurs)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:42 AM 24,061 notes
things that are gross

uwuofficial:

tsav:

universetxt:

tsav:

universetxt:

  • boys
  • straight ppl
  • allosexuals

tfw asexuals sex-shame :$$$

is sexshaming the new cisphobia

"lol fuck the gays (it’s ok im asexual)"

a kid on the internet jokingly and impersonally called u “gross” how…

What’s an allosexual

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:41 AM 149 notes
armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

(via i-mastered-my-taint)

Posted on July 23, 2014 at 3:40 AM 45,607 notes

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