IVE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ORPHAN BLACK IS ALL OF THEM
I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’
Ugh john green giving teens unrealistic expectations about life it’s fine though if someone in a ninja suit came in through my window id probably break out the pepper spray
How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?
Shout from the rooftops “YOU’RE A WANKER NUMBER NIIIIINE!”
My brightest moments have been times when I have wondered “am I grossed out or kind of turned on” and the answer is always a little bit of both
Most awkward moment: When you’re drunk with your homies and your friend’s like lol wanna know what my first impression of you was and you’re expecting this to sound like the beginning of a fantastic epic love tale and what comes out is basically: you were kinda weird and i hated you but i’m soooo glad when we became bffs you’re kind of almost better now!!! LIKE BITCH I DONT NEED THIS FRIENDSHIP ANYWAY but plz stay
why do all broadway ideas nowadays sound like they were dreamt up by alcoholic Ryan Murphy wannabees: “okay it’s about a farmer who also sings about one day owning a hair salon and he just one day wants to own a wardrobe as big as his tractor” like guys let’s just make wicked the sequel I’m not over it yet