cozimaniehauz:

cozimaniehauz:

How Delphine really knew

Bonus:

I haven’t seen this in a while so

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Posted on July 28, 2014 at 2:21 AM 14,880 notes

kimieatworld:

IVE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ORPHAN BLACK IS ALL OF THEM

#theyareallclones #andclonerelationships

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Posted on July 28, 2014 at 2:20 AM 534 notes

nhude:

I wanna meet someone’s who’s going to be like ‘hey wake up I’m taking you on an adventure’

Ugh john green giving teens unrealistic expectations about life it’s fine though if someone in a ninja suit came in through my window id probably break out the pepper spray

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Posted on July 28, 2014 at 2:19 AM 72,564 notes

kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

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Posted on July 28, 2014 at 2:19 AM 39,875 notes

aussie-skate:

hasukidesu:

How do lesbians find other lesbians in real life?

Shout from the rooftops “YOU’RE A WANKER NUMBER NIIIIINE!”

(via sarahhpaulsonn)

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 11:59 PM 11,365 notes
"Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love."
Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:38 AM 351,241 notes

fyesemmaandhook:

Colin O’Donoghue AfterBuzz Interview (x)

Can I reblog hot guys or does that make me less of a gay blog eh screw it

(via obsessedouatlover)

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:38 AM 309 notes
Tilda what have you been drinking lately and can I try some oh it was the pool that cast your reflection k I guess I don’t mind gaining super powers

Tilda what have you been drinking lately and can I try some oh it was the pool that cast your reflection k I guess I don’t mind gaining super powers

(via i-mastered-my-taint)

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:37 AM 31,690 notes

skankwithme:

only posers die

I remember when poser was the ultimate insult and now it’s ableist aww how times have changed

(Source: kuku-xu-musu, via wrecklesswithacapitalr)

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:35 AM 8,518 notes
"I thought it’d be bigger"
how to ruin a guy’s self esteem in 5 words  (via deekaylovee)

Ik like my Pokemon card collection is def way bigger than yours who knew

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via neverloveawildthing16)

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:34 AM 118,102 notes
romvnov:

#WHAT IT IS WITH CHRIS EVANS AND GRABBING LEFT BOOBS? #HE HAS ESCALATED #HE ISN’T JUST GRABBING HIS OWN LEFT BOOB ANYMORE #HE IS NO LONGER SATISFIED WITH HIS OWN LEFT BOOB AND NOW #HE GRABS FUCKING AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON’S LEFT BOOB TOO


Aaron just looks like he’s having a great time SEE MAYBE IF I WAS AT COMIC CON ID GET MY LEFT BOOB GRABBED TOO BUT WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS CAN WE
Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:32 AM 18,637 notes

Most awkward moment: When you’re drunk with your homies and your friend’s like lol wanna know what my first impression of you was and you’re expecting this to sound like the beginning of a fantastic epic love tale and what comes out is basically: you were kinda weird and i hated you but i’m soooo glad when we became bffs you’re kind of almost better now!!! LIKE BITCH I DONT NEED THIS FRIENDSHIP ANYWAY but plz stay 

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:26 AM 0 notes

why do all broadway ideas nowadays sound like they were dreamt up by alcoholic Ryan Murphy wannabees: “okay it’s about a farmer who also sings about one day owning a hair salon and he just one day wants to own a wardrobe as big as his tractor” like guys let’s just make wicked the sequel I’m not over it yet

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:24 AM 0 notes

tentarude:

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

image

(Source: sorry, via bloodstainedmess)

Posted on July 27, 2014 at 5:19 AM 197,152 notes

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