penis-hilton:

how white boys take nudes

The size of the genitals is pretty accurate too

penis-hilton:

how white boys take nudes

The size of the genitals is pretty accurate too

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Posted on August 26, 2014 at 3:20 AM 1,477 notes

Trying to put myself in someone else’s shoes when attempting to make a sound decision is forever and always an epic fail because I’m the dumbass who wears converse every day to hide my ugly feet + id rather put myself in someone’s boob

/ the pros: getting to fuck someone over who fucked with queen bee+ the ot to my pee or oj to my Simpson or whatever
The cons: fucking someone over who isn’t an asshole when I complain about my drunk life decisions
But I think this clears up the situation and reminded me that I’ve been prioritizing the wrong shit thanks tumblr

Posted on August 26, 2014 at 3:11 AM 1 note
If this was a sitcom id tune in every week to see this woman parading around town fucking little kids over ugh be still my heart

If this was a sitcom id tune in every week to see this woman parading around town fucking little kids over ugh be still my heart

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Posted on August 26, 2014 at 3:07 AM 355,762 notes

biletree:

nbctv:

Laverne Cox SLAYED the Facebook Photo Stop on the Emmys Red Carpet.

GO OFF

How are her boobs more impressive than mine other than the fact that she’s Aphrodite incarnate obv

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Posted on August 26, 2014 at 1:33 AM 31,284 notes

creativityfueledbycuriousity:

I want to make out but my girlfriend is asleep in her dorm and I’m too sad and emotional to have orgasms so my toys can’t be used.

But I can eat a whole tub of birthday cake ice cream and that’s good.

Birthday cake ice cream > birthday sex tho as a general rule
Posted on August 26, 2014 at 1:32 AM 3 notes

varg-fucking-vikernes:

elementofrevenge:

Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.

Ozzy is a national treasure

(via shut-up-armin)

Posted on August 25, 2014 at 4:54 PM 38,345 notes

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

well no one’s mentioned a nice spacious bucket for bronies to shit in 

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Posted on August 25, 2014 at 4:51 PM 29,748 notes
craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

first time I’ve ever been proud of my state woooo

craftbeerlibrary:

How California deals with earthquakes. 6.0 this morning in Napa. (Photo credit: Jeremy Carroll)

first time I’ve ever been proud of my state woooo

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Posted on August 25, 2014 at 4:49 PM 89,287 notes

See the First Photos of Geena Davis on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ (Exclusive)

The Title of the GA Season Premiere is “I Must Have Lost It On the Wind”

fuck I’m gonna have to start grey’s again after a 3 year break of what the fuck is this damnit 

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Posted on August 25, 2014 at 4:47 PM 592 notes

Anonymous said: The girl in that gifset is Missy Peregrym

The pop culture hot squad has intervened thank you!

Posted on August 25, 2014 at 2:22 PM 0 notes

Anonymous said: Its Missy Pera... Something. She was in Stick It.

Y’all are perfect thanks!

Posted on August 25, 2014 at 2:22 PM 0 notes

MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS - LONELY HEARTS CLUB PREVIEW

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Posted on August 25, 2014 at 1:21 PM 244 notes
acceptexoasyoursaviors:

Brah
Posted on August 24, 2014 at 11:24 PM 244,574 notes

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Posted on August 24, 2014 at 11:22 PM 62,914 notes

foodchewer:

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

image

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Posted on August 24, 2014 at 11:20 PM 50,357 notes

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