Trying to put myself in someone else’s shoes when attempting to make a sound decision is forever and always an epic fail because I’m the dumbass who wears converse every day to hide my ugly feet + id rather put myself in someone’s boob
/ the pros: getting to fuck someone over who fucked with queen bee+ the ot to my pee or oj to my Simpson or whatever
The cons: fucking someone over who isn’t an asshole when I complain about my drunk life decisions
But I think this clears up the situation and reminded me that I’ve been prioritizing the wrong shit thanks tumblr
Birthday cake ice cream > birthday sex tho as a general rule
I want to make out but my girlfriend is asleep in her dorm and I’m too sad and emotional to have orgasms so my toys can’t be used.
But I can eat a whole tub of birthday cake ice cream and that’s good.
i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D
imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray
well no one’s mentioned a nice spacious bucket for bronies to shit in
Anonymous said: The girl in that gifset is Missy Peregrym
The pop culture hot squad has intervened thank you!
Anonymous said: Its Missy Pera... Something. She was in Stick It.
Y’all are perfect thanks!